Phubby: Oh, no. I'm not a very nice person, am I?
Me: What? Why?
Phubby: Because what kind of person eats chili 12 hours before going to the doctor for a butt problem?
Me: I'm totally blogging that.
Phubby: Suuuuuure. Just broadcast my butt problems to the world.
He seriously overestimates the number of people who read this blog.
On a related note, he makes kick-ass turkey chili, and it was all ready when I got home from grocery-Christma-toiletry shopping. I'm going to get him something good for Christmas. Like curiously strong breath mints.
Hey, make the butt doctor work for his money... I hope the chili had corn in it...you know, for "flair"...
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