I thought I got this idea from Organic Meatbag, who should win a blog award for having the most simultaneously wholesome and ballsacky blogger name ever.
I can't find the post to which I'm referring, so maybe I got it from someone else's blog. If that blogger reads here (haha! someone reading here! I kill me!), hit me up and I'll give you cred.
According to Google Analytics, people have found this blog using the following search terms:
"naked blogspot"
OK. Understandable, if not incredibly disappointing for the searcher. (Web log surfer? Blurfer?)
"the sexiest girl naked wraping her lags around a ball"
Well, I could break this down by misspellings, unfortunate imagery, or ultimate inaccuracy, but I'll just do the cool blogger thing and label it FAIL.
"naked kinder"
And this is where I get thrown. WTF is a kinder?
I refuse to believe someone accidentally hit "Enter" before finishing "kindergarteners."
Please, God, don't let my blog show up for people looking for child porn.
Your first accidental child porn searcher is always a tough one. They show up almost daily over at my blog now. And no, I am not proud of that. Okay, kind of. But a very very small kind of.
ReplyDeleteHey thanks for the shout out...I guess...you called me a fucking ball sack! I don't know how I really feel about that!!
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