Grateful blogs get Cra-zay, elbow-elbow, wink-wink

PHubby said I shouldn't make the title, "I'm a grateful girl" because, he said, it implies I am "a dog" and will therefore "take whatever you can get." Furthermore, he said, grateful girls overcompensate for their unattractiveness by doing crazy illegal stuff in bed or, like, in basically any alley, that probably risks the health of their colons, throats, and ear drums.

My questions are these:
a) How did I end up married to a misogynist?
b) Exactly how much gratitude has he received to make him such an expert?
c) Has he seen my blog design?

Not that I don't love my blog, but I'm not kidding myself either. It is kind of a dog, so I am grateful for everything it gets - comments, links, views, page hits, awards, etc.

My blog is the type of blog that throws on her tank top and wedge sandals and goes to the date rape frat house (lookin' at you, Theta Chis) and deliberately seeks out the drugged Milwaukee's Best, so she at least has an excuse for being so desperate for the cock.

I'm not saying my blog would offer digital stimulation to anyone who leaves a comment, but I'm not not saying it, either.

It's really hard (TWSS) not to feel like an attention whore when I do stuff that's kind of self-promotional.

But, it's also really lame of me not to acknowledge people who go out of their way to do something really nice.

Take Ed, from Ed's Funny Pages, for instance. He spent a ton of time checking out lots of blogs nominated on his site for funniest blogger, and he gave me the award I am now calling the Golden Peen. See?

It was super, awesome nice of him to spend so much time checking out people's blogs and making awards and stuff, so ... Thanks, Ed!

Furthermore, all those people who nominated me (I only know the ones listed in the comments, so if I left you out, you know why), Steam Me Up, Kid, Elly Lou from Buggin Word, and OtherWordlyOne of Calling People Names (who totally would have, and mentioned it in her comment), are all frigging hilarious. Thank you all for being awesome. *virtual blow jobs*

It's a damnhellass travesty two of those bloggers (and many others way funnier than I) weren't nominated, and had I known the contest was even happening, I would have made sure they were on the list. Next year, I'm toast, because I'm nominating a million hilarious bloggers I love.

Anyway, I highly recommend running over to Ed's site (after you check out the three listed above, if you don't already read them, which you probably do because they're all way more popular than I) and checking out all the nominees. His top 10 are great, but so are the other nominees. Completely worth the time.