Doing the cool blogger thing

I feel so popular right now, what with getting tagged for an award and all the pedophiles checking out my blog.

Here's something. Lots of bloggers list the search terms that get them hits. It brings me lots of LOLz, so without further ado, here are mine from 2010 so far (CLICK PICTURE TO ENLARGE):

I got tagged for an award from Amanda at It's Blogworthy!

I have to list six things I master.
1. I am master of saying inappropriate things to my parents.
2. I am master of deadlines.
3. I am master of wearing the same yoga pants for an outfit two days in a row and as pajama pants for the night in between.
4. I am master of finding the unexpectedly poignant and memorable movie - on DVD or OnDemand only, guarantee void at movie theaters.
5. I am master of not being able to find something directly in front of my face, no matter how long I look or how hard I try.
6. I am master of falling asleep on the couch and then waking up enough to jog upstairs, change as fast as possible, jump into bed, and yell "NOT IT," so PHubby has to turn off all lights and feed the cats because we forgot to do it before we came upstairs (which I realized 45 seconds before I got in bed but also works out in my favor because I then can weasel him into getting me a glass of water and some chocolate since he's going down to the kitchen anyway).
I getsta tag six of yas, so the last six people who commented:
1. Ells
2. Tara
3. Tara
4. Jilly
5. Peggy
6. Dogimo

Please remember to vote! I didn't make Mr. Potato Head violate a Little People sheep to lose Out of Tune Idol Season 2.