MOM: Skip this one.
On the 13th anniversary of our first date, which you always remember and I always forget (except this time - 13's a charm!), reminisce with me about the little romantic laughs we've had ...
Our Love, in Memories:
- The night you scored impossibly on the 19th hole of the mini golf course, after I agreed to let you autograph a randomly selected part of my body if you made it. You were an average mini golf player until then. I still suspect you spent the summer hustling me.
- The time I put my butt in your cheese. (It's cute you stopped putting plates of port salut cheese on the bed after that.)
- Learning we would stay and hang out with our friends longer if we did it before the party. (Seven Habits of Highly Alcoholic People.) Had double-effect of eliminating post-sex snacking in bed, thereby saving your cheese from my butt.
- Drunk dialing our family and friends on our wedding night.
- When our Obstetrician told you never to give me more than two fingers.
- When I made you out to be an anal sex freak in front of my proctologist last week. Still sorry about that, by the way. And I love you, even if you are a dirty ass-pirate.
Is this the key to no snacking in bed? because I hate snacking in bed. :) happy 13th anniversary of your first date to you guys!
ReplyDeleteWho says romance is dead?
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that everyone? I was complimented :)
ReplyDeleteDirty-ass pirate, indeed! (But in a good way.)
ReplyDeleteThis is the best declaration of love ever.
I would leave a party early for getting my butt cheesed, any day.... Congrats!
ReplyDeleteGod I've missed you. In other news, I have two sprained fingers.
ReplyDeleteaww, you know a guy loves you if you can put your butt in his cheese and he comes back for more. you know he's a pervert, though, if you put your butt in his cheese and he eats it. off of your butt. trust me on this one.
ReplyDeleteThat right there is true love.
ReplyDeleteI expect this will be turned into a series of emotional greeting cards?
ReplyDeletethe key to a happy marriage is communication, friendship and cheese in the ass.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaa!!! *sigh* Hahahahahaaa!!!!
ReplyDelete- When our Obstetrician told you never to give me more than two fingers.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say to that except... BWAHAHAHAHAHA You should have told the OB not to worry because typically Phubby is a dirty ass-Pirate?!
You should write a romance novel. Well done.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH. Dirty ass pirate huh? PS you would not make a good lesbian. Two fingers? Really? haha
ReplyDeleteDrunk dialing on your wedding night is the sweetest visual ever. Awwwww.
ReplyDeleteI know you IRL and all I could think was, "You have a proctologist?" :-)
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