Monday, December 28, 2009

I don't post on Christmas: I've been drinking for 9 straight days and don't remember anything funny

Except for what my friend, Hilarious By Nature, said last night:

"Running is what you do when Satan is in front of you and he's come to take you away."

2 comments:

  1. Ever gotten a handjob from the Devil? Of course you haven't!

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  2. DAMN IT! Why do I always figure out what I really want AFTER Christmas?

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