UNICEF commercial with Alyssa Milano comes on TV. An overwrought cover of John Lennon's "Imagine" plays over faces of beautiful, sad-faced children.
Me: Sometimes she fake-cries like Sallie Struthers. I wish she would just take her shirt off.
PHubby: Seriously! If she charged 50 cents a tit shot, she could feeds lots of kids. Her shaved muff could feed a village.
Happy New Year