TASSELS!

Hi, Anonymous! Thanks for all the rad comments yesterday. I see you're quite productive during the work day. As requested, a post.

Nearly a month later, we at Naked Cupcakes (just me, really) are still enjoying the death of Kim Jong Il.

Many people were talking about the death of Kim Jong-il on Twitter, but a lot of people thought Lil Kim died.

Kim Jong-il = sociopathic dictator who let his people starve.
Lil Kim = Only female hip hop artist other than Missy Elliot to have three platinum records, also rapper of "How Many Licks," featuring Sisqo.


The best tweet about the confusion was #4 on Buzzfeed's list of 25 people who made the mistake.

4.

For a limited time only, Naked Cupcakes is offering Kim Jong-il Titty Stickers just for that special someone who has an amazing life. For the woman who has everything! Or for, like, your Dad, because you never know what to get him, and why is it so hard to buy for men anyway? There are only so many Christmases you can shove new drill bits and a JFK book under his nose, under the guise that you put a lot of thought into this Christmas. I'm just waiting for my parents to get a BluRay, so I have another chance to give my Dad another updated copy of PBS's man-gift of last milenium, "The Civil War."

But this year, for Valentine's Day, I'm making titty stickers for everyone - PHubby, Dad, Mom, my BFF, the pitbull nursing puppies next door, and the trash guys I forgot to tip for Christmas. It's perfect for everyone on my list.

Art.

But then I was thinking it might not be demure enough for everyone on my list. Some of my friends are classy, or at least classics, and the Kim Jong Il-inspired Titty Stickers might be better for them -  more of a representation of Kim Jong Il, without banging you over the head with it.

But you still get some nip with this one. Nicely framed.

Some of you might want something more exciting, something a little sexy for Valentine's Day. Although it suited KJI, the ever-trendy, sumptuous, collarless greige button-down isn't provocative enough for some V-days. So, ladies, if you're searching for sexy, for wild, for "wow," do a little prep work and surprise your lover with ...

The North Korean.

(with labels for those who can't appreciate fine art and understand what those lines are)

Ask for it next time you're at the salon getting your nips waxed.