Attention, attention! Ladies, gentlemen and you there!

This blog is a good outlet for me. I'm glad I'm less busy now and have a new computer because if I don't blog, I say things that are possibly not acceptable in normal society.

For instance, recently, I might have encouraged a friend, who has two little boys and is expecting her third baby (gender yet unknown), that should the baby come out with "one of those halvesies penises," and she has to choose a gender, to just go ahead and lop off the dangly part to make it a girl baby because pretty much I'm going to buy it a bunch of pink shit either way.

She got off the phone pretty fast, and she said it was because her husband was calling or it was nap time for the kids or some other really normal thing, but as I got to thinking about it, it's possible I was a teensy bit offensive and hurt her feelings.

Seriously, though, I was only thinking of the usefulness of gifts I'm going to give her unborn child. That shouldn't be offensive. That's thoughtfulness.

Furthermore, it's proof that I will love whatever sort of creature she delivers, with or without a vestigial tail and an extra forehead. Her baby will be beautiful to me (and how awesome would it be if it could hang upside down by its tail? Answer: very awesome.)

So, A, I hope you're reading this. I'm pretty sure I wasn't wrong at all and it was probably just your hormones. I was being very sensitive, obviously.

Anyhoot, I promised to catch up on some things.

First, I would like to thank those of you who have GoogleFriendConnected me. For those that haven't, please connect! I will try to connect to everyone, but if a day or so passes and I haven't, hit me up with a comment, or e-mail me at nakedcupcakes at gmail dot com.

Furthermore, if you would like to be listed on the blogroll, have a question you don't want to post publicly, or want to give me lots of money and/or chocolate and compliments, please e-mail me. I love e-mail!

Do you follow me on Twitter? Do you want me to follow you? E-mail me!

I'm keeping comments open on the last post until Friday. 50 comments. That's the deal, yo. 10 down, 40 to go.

And now for a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

**drumroll**

I am a contestant on Out of Tune Idol Season 2, hosted by Jules over at Mean Girl Garage. The first theme is "Country" and I have some ideas about songs, but I really need to pick a mascot soon.

There's definitely more information to come, and I will be begging for votes. I'm really cheap and pretty much will do for votes whatever got that one really unexpected girl elected to your high school prom court. You know the one.

Seriously, one of the other contestants has more than 1,000 readers. I will do anything ... except this (thank you, thank you, Peggy; my life will never be the same).